My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Frank Zappa

INTRO (4x):
G   F

E   F     Gb   G    F	     G    F
You know, your mama and your daddy
    G	   F	    G	F
Say I'm no good for you
	     G	   F	    G	F
They call me dirty from the alley
       G	  F	  G	F
Till I don't know what to do 
  C							      Db	D
I get so tired of sneaking around just to get to your back door
D
I crawled past the garbage and your mama jumped out, screamin'
D		  	  D7
"Don't come back no more" (I can't take it )

CHORUS
   G		   F		G	F
My guitar wants to kill your mama
   G		   F		G	F
My guitar wants to kill your mama
   C				Db	D
My guitar wants to burn your dad
D			            D7
I get real mean when it makes me mad 

Later I tried to call you
Your mama told me you weren't there
She told me don't bother to call again
Unless I cut off all my hair 
I get so tired of sneaking around just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage and your mama jumped out, screaming
"Don't come back no more" 

REPEAT CHORUS & BREAK

REPEAT SECOND VERSE AND BREAK AND END